russian flag
russian flag
This is the flag of my awesome country RUSSIA!






external image russia.gifThis is a very popular symbol of our federation (the double headed eagle)

external image austin1.jpgThis is the kind of car I used to drive around in




1. + 2. Hi my name is Cory K but my soulja comrads call me K-Dawg and heres my story about how World War One got started. My country Russia got into the war because they were defending Serbia. Serbia got into the war because Austria-Hungary wanted to do something to them so Serbia decided to give weapons to the Black Hand Terrorist group so that they could attempt to make a assassinaion and they did by throwing a grenade at the ArchDukes car he was in so the driver mistakenly drove right into the wrong alley at the wrong time. The leader of the group was there with an open shot with his pistol and he put lead right into his chest and killed him and his wife. So why didnt they go to jail? Because they bought cyanine pills and swollowed them so it would kill them. But it was old and only made them throw up. 1 smart one decided to drown himself incase the cyanine didnt kill him. But it was only 3 inches deep so he just had a nasty knock to the head.

3. My country is and was very prepared for the war as it came into it. We had machine guns that would be able to stop attacks from advancing soldiers as they crossed over no mans land. No mans land was just a few couple hundred feet of land and thats all we were fighting for but since thats how close we were the machine could mow down a whole roll of battalions with ease as you swept your crosshair from left to right or vice versa. Another good weapon was the automatic firing mobile guns that we carried around because we didn't have to reload every time after only one shot which means a lot higher of survival rate for me. Gas was a good addition if used right I mean you don't someone to pull the pin and get shot then that means your going to die because of someone else being stupid.

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anti usa soviet russia posters
anti usa soviet russia posters
This propaganda poster is showing how russia straps USA soldiers to rockets to give them a ride back home. This poster is using a pin pointing the enemy kind of technique showing how we the russians owns the US army.

5.Russia exited out of the war because there a bunch of wimps but I dont blame them I am starting to think this war is stupid and were fighting for our lives just because 1 country had to assassinate 1 person? C'mon now they're acting like a bunch of girls fighting over a guy. Kind of pointless to me because I don't get it. The U.S.A just entered the war because since they're over sea they had the whole time to get prepared for this war while countries over here are all right next to each other.


6. The Treaty of Versailles was made on the 28 June 1919 at the end of the World War. Everyone was invited to paris except for Germany and Austria-Hungary because they were considered the losers being defeated and Russia too was also excluded but that was only because them and Germany had signed a previous peace treaty in 1917.